Two Questions Test on God

An educated man also an atheist meets a pious man and they start discussing religion, god and faith.

The theist responds calmly to all his questions and seeing that he is heading nowhere the atheist decides to subject his debater to the two question test on the existence of God.

The questions were:

If god exists what is his form? and
What is fate?

The theist who had been calm till then rose from his seat, walked up to the questioner and slapped him hard.

Why? asked the questioner.

To give you an answer, replied the theist. Do you feel pain? he asked.

Yes.

What is the form? If you cannot give me the form of the pain how do you say that the pain exists. This is the answer to the first question.

Did you know that I would slap you? Did you dream yesterday that I would slap you? This is fate and this is the answer to your second question.

Too simplistic, my friends would say. But then I would answer "why should everything be defined by some complex formula."